i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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