he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
