so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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