Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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