he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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