There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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