They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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