I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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