I don't think brook has ever known best
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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