But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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