I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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