Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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