So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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