one two three fourrrrnication!
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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