i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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