:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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