Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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