brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Randomize