if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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