Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
