Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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