I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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