He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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