it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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