I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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