Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Help. Why am I so naked?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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