Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
