It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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