dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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