It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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