before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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