They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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