Christians are straight up FREAKS
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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