so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Randomize
