Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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