i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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