Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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