I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Someone came in the potted fern
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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