kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just got carded by a ten year old.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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