I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
