Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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