Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
