actually, I'm a sock model
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
