summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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