I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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