They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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