Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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