Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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