Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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