Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
