Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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