If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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