The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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