WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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