that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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