i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
This house was built for laser tag.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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