My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
